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If There Was a Christian in the Power Rangers
(While the original Power Rangers featured a delightfully diverse cast of teenagers tasked with saving the world through karate and interlocking dinosaur robots, HollyWEIRD never got around to adding...
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Gotham Does Not Have a Joker Problem. It Has a Sin Problem.
(Guest editorial from Hewitt Lyman, city councilman and longtime member of Gotham City Baptist Church.) Fellow citizens of Gotham, Once again, our noble city has been brought to the brink of chaos by...
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Being Muslim in America
Every now and then, I take a back seat to my own blog to give a different voice a chance to tell their story. I know it’s my name in the URL, but other people’s stories matter to me, so I don’t mind...
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Dear Syrian Refugees: Sorry, but Look At It From Our Perspective
Dear [REFUGEE NAME(S)] Thank you for your interest in fleeing to [STATE]! As you are aware, our state is a rainbow of humanity, positively bursting with opportunities for the weary who wash up on our...
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It Is Time to Ban Humans From Narnia
The White Witch is calling for a total and complete shutdown of humans entering Narnia until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on. According to our research there is great...
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Have Yourself a Melancholy Christmas
One of Arrested Development‘s great running gags is that when characters get hit with sad news, they start moping around to the tune of Vince Guaraldi’s “Christmastime Is Here.” If you’ve seen the...
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The 10 Best Articles I Read in 2015
As my Facebook friends, all of whom I love equally, will tell you, I share a lot of articles. Two a day, generally. I’d share more, but Zuckerberg’s blasted algorithm starts pushing them down if I...
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Tamir Rice and the Boys
You’re Tamir Rice. You’re lying on your side in a park by your house, a friend’s toy gun inches from your hands. You’re staring into gray skies as blood throbs from a hole in your chest, while two...
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I Wrote THE WINDS OF WINTER for George R. R. Martin
George R. R. Martin has announced that “The Winds of Winter,” the next book in A Song of Ice and Fire, will not be finished before the next season of Game of Thrones debuts—meaning the show is...
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How to Find Your True Purpose In Life
Most people start looking for their life’s purpose by asking sensible, reasonable questions: What am I good at? What do I enjoy? Do these things provide any true value to the world? Will people pay me...
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Donald Trump Pumps Up the Dillon Panthers
Alright. Dillon Panthers. That’s great. Let’s talk about the other guys. The other guys, the other team, they have their quarterbacks, and they’ve got their receivers and their returners, and all...
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The Hunt for Halloween
In 1127, a Norse historian whose name has been lost to us wrote a book which would come to be known as The AngloSaxon Chronicle. This volume would become invaluable to future scholars for...
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